1. |
Princess and the Prawn
03:47
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Verse 1
A lonely prince travelled ‘round the world
He was looking for the right kind of girl
Everywhere he went girls were never nice
What they smelt made their hearts turn to ice
Part B
Ooh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that is so beautiful
Ohhhhh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that cannot smell too well
VERSE 2
A big scary storm came along one night
A girl knocked, woke the prince with a fright
She was soaking w-et, and shivering’ cold
Has the lonely prince finally struck gold
Part B
Ooh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that is so beautiful
Ohhhhh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that cannot smell too well
VERSE 3
Well the Queen was impatient she couldn't rest
till she put that young girl to the test
In the kitchen she searched for some old prawn (shrimp) heads
And she put them under the girl's bed
Part B
Ooh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that is so beautiful
Ohhhhh smelly prince
When will you find a girl
With a nose that cannot smell too well
VERSE 4
In the morning the gir-l had slept so well
She said nothing of any bad smell
The King and the Queen were so happy they cried
Now the prince had a stuffy nosed Bride
PART B Alternative
Ohhhhh smelly prince
You’ve finally found a girl
With a nose that is so beautiful
Ohhhhh smelly prince
You’ve finally found a girl
With a nose that cannot smell too well
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2. |
Oh Windy Day
03:00
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V1
Long time ago lived a girl and her brother
With an ugly, hairy, stepmother
She looked so sweet to their Dad,
But we all know that, she's just bad
One day when the kids were boppin’
They overheard wicked mum plottin'
She planned to take them away
Leave 'em in the forest one day
CH 1
Oh Windy Day
Blew my trail away
And they lost their way
On that windy day
V2
Let me tell you my friends, this wasn’t the end
The kids had their own sneaky plan
They’d make a good trail, with beans from a pail
And follow them home to their dad
But on the fateful day, mamma led them away
Brother had eaten all the beans
Don’t worry he said, as he scratched his head
I'll squeeze farts out through my jeans.
CH 1
Oh Windy day
Oh windy day
Blew my trail away
That windy day
V3
Even best made plans can go astray
And this is what happened that day
The kids got lost, couldn’t find their way
When a big storm blew all the stink away
But not long after they found a Cabin
Made of tasty oat bran
They munched and chewed right until
A wicked witch grabbed 'em by the hand
CH 2
Oh Windy day
Oh windy day
Blew my trail away
That windy day
V4
Now that nasty witch put brother in a cage
And fed him a bunch of cabbage
The wicked witch bent to light the stove
He let one rip and she blew-up in that damage
Now the kids were free
And what did they see
The witch had turned into candy
So they picked it up, put it in a bag
And went back home to their daddy
CH 2
Oh Windy day
Oh windy day
Blew my trail away
That windy day
Oh Windy Day
Oh Windy Day
And they Lost their way
On that Windy Day
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3. |
Piper Sally
03:30
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INTRO
Here’s a jazzy song with a swingin’ beat
You can dance along or tap your feet
Verse 1
Deep down in a valley
and miles and miles away
There was a lil girl named sally
Who played a magic pipe all day
Well you might not know of Hamelin
Cos it’s a town that’s far away
And this town had a really bad problem
Too many bats had come to stay
So Pipe your pipe pretty Sally
Blow that magic horn all day
Let it blow, let it blow lil sally
And lead all those bats away
Trumpet plays!
Pipe the pipe sally, Let it Blow Sally, and lead all those bats away
Verse 2
When Sally played her trumpet
She knew the bats would all obey
They would take off like a rocket
As soon as she began to play
So the town made an agreement
That when all those bats were gone
They would give her a mighty payment
A millionaire she would become
So pipe your pipe pretty Sally
Blow that magic horn all day
Let it blow let it blow pretty Sally
And lead all those bats away
Trumpet plays!
Pipe the pipe sally, Let it Blow Sally, and lead all those bats away
Verse 3
The town was now so happy.
And sally wanted to get paid
But they became quite snappy
And said to wait another day
Sally needed to get even
So she blew her pipe again
And all the pets in the town started leavin’
Sally got her own revenge
Pipe your pipe pretty Sally
Blow that magic horn all day
Let it blow let it blow lil Sally
And lead all those PETS away
Trumpet plays!
Pipe the pipe sally, Let it Blow Sally, and lead all those bats away
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4. |
Stinking Beauty
03:16
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VERSE 1
King & Queen had a ba-by
Invited all to see
Except one fairy
'Cos she was so me-ean
And when the fairy found out
She put a curse on the baby
That if she stepped on a dog poo
She would stay really stinky
So the King & the Queen
They ordered all dogs
be remoo-roo--roo-roo-rooved
So none of them could do a
Smelly number two for her shoe, her, shoe, her shoe
CHORUS
Ooh ooh Princes
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
If you step on that poo, that poo that pooey ooey oo
Ooh Ooh Princess
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
And you’ll always be stinky
VERSE 2
The time it rolled along
The little baby grew and grew
Now at her 16th birthday
She was a princess through and through
The Mean Fairy was happy
That she no longer wore a nappy
She snuck in through a window
And delivered a pu-ppy
It didn’t take long
For that cute little puppy
To do do do do do
A smelly little poo that the
Princess stepped on with her shoe her shoe
CHORUS
Ooh ooh Princes
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
If you step on that poo, that poo that pooey ooey oo
Ooh Ooh Princess
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
And you’ll always be stinky
VERSE 3
Straight out of Frisco
Came our really stinky hero
And he smelt pretty badly
Like a un-showered hip-po
Stinky Ninja found the princes
It was such a smelly success
They were made for each other
Cos they didn’t want to stink less (no way, no way)
When Stinky kissed the princess we thought that the curse might undo-do doo do- doo
But she stayed stinky cos their love was so true so true so true… And STINKY!
CHORUS
Ooh ooh Princes
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
If you step on that poo, that poo that pooey ooey oo
Ooh Ooh Princess
Don’t step on that stinky doggy-poo
The curse will come true-woo-woo
If you step on that poo, that poo, that poo
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5. |
Tres Amigos Stinky
03:20
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VERSE 1
In mummy's tummy
In mummys tummy
There lived three stinks
She wanted them out
Of her big big tummy
The first was loud
The second was proud
The third shook the ground
So mummy lay down
And let them all around
The stinks went around
They drove all around town
They looked until
They found a house
That was near a playground
<chorus-
Huff and Puff, Huff and Puff
I'm going to blow away the stinky stuff
Funny Bum Bum, Funny Bum Bum
Not by the smell of my funny bum, bum
VERSE 2
The first stink found a place
It put a smile on his face
A chair made of straw
He came through the door
And made a noisy embrace
But the stink number one
Had to get up and run
He joined stinky two
Who didn’t know what to do
Moving house was no fun
They tried a wood chair
It was perfect to share
But the noise came once more
A huff n puff on the door
The stinks had to beware
<chorus-
VERSE 3
Now the Stink one and two
Went with a windy p-ew
Right over to see
Brother stink number three
he was doing kung fu
All together again
They were stinky best friends
In a home made bricks
It was stronger than sticks
The wolf came to a dead end
That stink-go-away
Couldn't blow them that day
Safe in the bricks
To do their tricks
They all shouted hooray
Spanish CORO
Tres Amigos Stinky
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6. |
Stinky Duck Blues
03:36
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"Listen up we're here in the land of blues, Chicago Blues and I'm going to tell you a lil story about a duck that had the blues. Have you ever got the Blues?
Can you quack like a duck"?
VERSE 1
There was a duck
A stinky duck
A duck so stinky
It was out of luck
She saw a duckling
Went over chuckling
That duckling ran away
The stink was so disgusting
Nobody wanted to play
with the stinky duck that day
Stinky duck was all alone
So she waddled away
CHORUS 1 (X 2)
She’s got the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
It’s like a bad smellin’ shoe/
(Bad smellin’ Shoe/
She’s got the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
Needs to use some shampoo
Use some shampoo
VERSE 2
Stinky sat
on a nest
and it was so so far
from the rest
She saw a snake
knew what to do
If only she could get some new friends too
The snake slithered up on the right
Was just about to bite
Stinky snuck up behind
N’ gave the snake a big fright
CHORUS 2 (X 2)
She’s got the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
It’s like a bad smellin’ shoe/
(Bad smellin’ Shoe/
She’s got the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
Needs to use the shampoo
Use the shampoo
VERSE 3
The snake it ran
Ran far away
He couldn’t stand the smell that came his way
The stinky duck
had saved the day
The other ducklings all shouted hooray
And they invited her to join along
And sing their quaking song
She sang away her blues
Until the stink was all gone
Chorus 3
She had the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
Was like a bad smellin’ shoe/
(Bad smellin’ Shoe/
She had the stinky duck blues
Stinky duck blues
She used up all the shampoo
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7. |
Funky Emu
03:22
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Verse
For 1000s of years, there was just one queen
A funky fresh queen, best you've ever seen
Her name was Em, and that girl could really kick it
Beats flowing on the one, so fresh every minute
That's right Em she’s not, just your average bird
Cos she was makin music like you’ve never heard
Her sound was funky’, kind of like a stinky shoe
Emu's cannot fly, but this funk it really flew
CHANT
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the funky sound
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the Emu sound
Yes I know you can do it, that’s right
Verse 2
There was a mob of chicks, the tallest in the land
All hail from down under, with no heads in the sand
Em had seen them somewhere, and they could sing and move
She knew they would be perfect to understand her groove
So Em and her chicks, they dug out a canoe
And sailed across the whole world, perform at every zoo
They travelled to the north, and they travelled to the west
They put on such a great show, it really was the best
CHANT
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the funky sound
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the Emu sound
Emu Funk, The Emu Funk, Everybody Get Down Emu Funk
Verse 3
After months and months of touring, they landed in L.A
Em was now a big star, but still likes to say gday
The crowds were going wild, cos she’s a famous diva
The paparazzi all loved her, the funky emu from Australia
But Em did miss her home, the sound of the digeridoo,
So she travelled back to her town, just North of Uluru
Even though she was famous, all around the world
It was more important, being back home with her girls.
CHANT
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the funky sound
Everybody now clap your hands, get down to the Emu sound
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8. |
Jack in Giantland
03:51
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VERSE 1
Lets Go- Disco
Yeah, Cmon everybody, lets dance to the disco beat
Thats how you do it. Alright here we go!
VERSE 1
Back when we had Disco
In a time of funny pants
There lived a boy named Jack
Who really loved to dance
He was not a smart boy
But he sure was very brave
Cos he would fight a tiger
Just to keep his mother safe
One day she came and told him
To go and sell their only cow
Take it to the market
You better get on going now
CHORUS
Jack, Jack
In a Disco land (FE FI FO FUM x2)
Run Run
From the Giant’s Hand (FE FI FO FUM x2)
VERSE 2
The market place was jumpin’
In this disco wonderland
Jack saw a man was dancing
With magic beans in his hand
He traded his old cow
For all those magic beans
And when he showed his mother
She was so mad that she screamed (Arggh What did you do Jack!)
She threw them out the window
On that very same dark night
They woke up in the morning
To a most amazing site
CHORUS 2
Jack, Jack
In a Disco land (FE FI FO FUM x2)
Run Run
From the Giant’s Hand (FE FI FO FUM x2)
VERSE 3
Jack climbed up the Beanstalk
And he looked out all around
He saw a castle full of treasure
More than he had ever found
There was a golden goose
And a harp that played a song
It sounded just like disco
So Jack had to dance along
He picked up all that treasure
And ran quickly on his way
Was climbing down the beanstalk
When he heard a Giant Say
CHORUS 3
Jack, Jack
In a Disco land (FE FI FO FUM x2)
Run Run
From a Giant’s Hand (FE FI FO FUM x2)
Jack, Jack
In a Disco land (FE FI FO FUM x2)
Run Run
From a Giant’s Hand (FE FI FO FUM x2)
(FE FI FO FUM x2)
(FE FI FO FUM x2)
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9. |
Little Red
03:12
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VERSE
Once there was a girl
Near the edge of the wood
She hid her curls
Under a red riding hood
She walked through the trees
to visit her nan
And stopped to pick flowers
It was a bad plan
A wolf saw the girl
And nearly ate her right there
But decided he would fool her
It was so unfair
PRE
Hey little red girly
Where u going today
Why don't ya just point me
Your grandma's way
CHORUS
Red riding hood, red riding hood
Red riding hood, red riding hood
VERSE
The next thing you know
The wolf went to the house
Put on nan's clothing
And waited quiet like a mouse
When little red arrived
Something wasn’t quite right
Smelled like a possum
Had died last night
Cos Grandma had made
Some really smelly stew
It was so old and mouldy
that the pot had turned blue
PRE
Hey little red girly
Where u going today
Why don't ya just point me
Your grandma's way
CHORUS
Red riding hood, red riding hood
Red riding hood, red riding hood
VERSE 3
It was Lucky for Red
The smelly stew was so strong
It had travelled to a woodsman
Who thought that something was wrong
He came into the house
And saw the Wolfy Grandma
He tied her with some stockings
And put her in his car
Now Little red was safe
And her Grandma too
The woodsman took away the wolf
And put him in a zoo
CHORUS
Red riding hood, red riding hood
Red riding hood, red riding hood
Red riding hood, red riding hood
Red riding hood, red riding hood
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10. |
Lori Lorikeet
03:50
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VERSE
There was a rainbow lorikeet
She was such a beautiful young bird
When her daddy was out on the street
He would boast so much it was absurd
That boasting was all you heard
He chirped and he squeaked all through the land
That his girl could make the finest seed
When the king heard about it, he made demand
Lil girl I (Wanna) to taste that seed
Make me more and more when I need
CHORUS
Woah woah Lori the Lorikeet
She was in a bad situation indeed
Woah woah Lori the Lorikeet
She didn’t know how to make that seed
Yeah..She couldn’t make birdseed
VERSE 2
Down came a cheeky old cockatoo
He asked her if she wanted to make a deal
If you promise me a chick, some seed I’ll bring to you
The king so satisfied with that meal
Thought as a wife the girl would be ideal
And all of the birds came and gathered around
A royal wedding so feathery
The cockatoo was waiting to fly on down
(There) was egg that he could already see
It cracked opened and he said ‘that’s for me’
CHORUS
Woah woah Lori the Lorikeet
She was in a bad situation indeed
Woah woah Lori the Lorikeet
She didn’t know how to make that seed
Yeah..She couldn’t make birdseed
BRIDGE
Lori offered him money, but All he wanted was her chick
If she could guess his name, he thought he had a winning trick
Lucky Lori had a friend that overheard his name
It turned out so well for her, cos she had won his game!
FINAL CHORUS
Woah Ohh Lori the Lorikeet
She was in a bad situation indeed
Woah Ohh Lori the Lorikeet
She didn’t know how to make that seed
Woah Ohh Lori the Lorikeet
She was in a bad situation indeed
Little lorikeet, Little lorikeet
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11. |
Don't Cry Stinky
03:23
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Verse 1
Mums n daddy’s you know this story well
But when you grow up, you might forget the smell
A lesson that you and I, we all had to learn
And sometimes it was a concern
It’s a tale of learning, of learning how to grow
The stinky steps that we all need to follow
We all start out as a baby with a diaper
And we progress to be a wiper, oh yeah
CHORUS X2
La la la la, la la la la
You’ve got to learn and you've got to try
La la la la, la la la la
Don’t cry out if its a lie
Verse 2
First comes the potty the good old potty days
It becomes a game the little baby likes to play
They start to cry out and pretend they need to go
It’s only stinky air, with nothing real to show
They like the attention, cos you mention their name
And start to realize that they like this funny game
But the mums and daddy’s getting so very annoyed
Cos the babies bluffing just to try and win some toys!
CHORUS
RAGGA RAP
Next day the baby cried again, family came to watch in vain
Mum and Dad going to and fro, the baby still with nothin’ to show
Eventually babe was ready to go, this time we had something below
The Baby had cried so many times it’s so, that this time nobody wanted to know!!
CHORUS OUT
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12. |
Stinky Locks
02:29
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Once upon time in the Forrest you see
There lived three Pandas, count 1 2 3
Muma Panda, Baby Panda, Papa Panda too
Papa liked to make a tune on his Kazoo
(Kazoo solo)
Each morning for breakfast mama cooked chilli
Then they went for a walk, don't burn yer mouth SILLY
While the Pandas were out, along came a Ninja
Who smelt that chilli from through the window
Chorus
The Ninja snuck in and found 3 bowls
Tried the first but it was stone cold
He snacked on the next, it was to spicy
So he chugged a glass of milk, cold and icy
At last the Ninja ate the smallest bowl
That chilli was fine, not to hot or to cold
But all that chi-lli, began to do somethin’
The Ninja's tummy was pumping & pumping
(Chorus)
Now Something funky was starting to brew
That Ninja needed, to find the loo
He spied three toilets, all in a row
Just as his butt started to flow
The first toilet couldn't hold it
It filled in a minute
So he jumped to the next one
And laid down in it
When Number two was full, the Ninja hopped off it
And prayed that the third would be able to stop it
Chorus
Just then came the sound of a Panda Kazoo
The pandas came home to eat their stew
(kazoo part)
Papa panda said 'some fool been eating my food'
And now that I check it there's a smell that's quite rude
Mama started cursing when she spied her bowl
And Baby Panda said 'mines all gone y'all '
(Chorus)
Well it didn't take long, the Pandas followed the stink
They found their toilets full of black ink
Baby Panda saw the Ninja and said 'Yo Bloke'
Stinky Ninja disappeared in a puff of fart smoke
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